Hay Isn’t Just For Horses Anymore, It’s For Oil Spills!
or at least according to these fine fellas. of course, not everyone can easily get their hands on a bale of hay, but how about a pack of gum? and an envelope? and a stamp?
Five minutes later, you’ve got a simple, cheap solution to mail directly to BP Headquarters: one piece of a Bubblegum Plug.
40% of New York City street litter comes from chewing gum. Why not put your chewed gum somewhere more useful? Like in an envelope, addressed to here:
BP AMERICA HEADQUARTERS
501 Westlake Park Boulevard
Houston, TX 77079
Just something to chew on…
Thirteenth Imperfect Way to Clean the Oil Spill, at the risk of sounding redundant, a giant, 2 million pound plug of Bubble Gum.
Hey, why not make BP feel a redundancy of bubblegum deliveries. Send your chewed up gum today to:
BP AMERICA HEADQUARTERS
501 Westlake Park Boulevard
Houston, TX 77079
Twelve (Imperfect) Ways to Clean the Gulf
from the New York Times 6/5/2010
BP CEO Tony Hayward Chews His Words
In case you missed it, before there was this video, there was this gem-wad from BP CEO Tony Hayward. Send him your own wads here:
BP AMERICA HEADQUARTERS
501 Westlake Park Boulevard
Houston, TX 77079
or here:
Tony Hayward, CEO
BP International Headquarters
1 St. James’s Square
London, SW1Y 4PD
UK
Number of Gallons Leaked as of 6/3/2010: (roughly) 21,500,000 gal. (504,000/day)
Days Since the Rupture: 44 days
Human Lives Lost: 11 +
BP CEO’s Lives That Have Been Interrupted: 1 Life (Please return it to him immediately)
Weight of 1 stick of Juicy Fruit : 3 grams or .11 oz.
Longest Gum Chewing Record: 4 months
USPS Postage Cost for Standard First-Class Letter (1 oz. or less) : $0.44
Cost of 1 Letter Size Envelope: Free, just check your office supply cabinet
Size of Gum Plug if Every US Citizen gave one wad: 928,250,862 grams or 2,046,442.849 pounds
Address Where You Can Send Your Chewed Up Gum to Get the Plug Started:
BP AMERICA HEADQUARTERS
501 Westlake Park Boulevard
Houston, TX 77079
Don’t Wait, BP’s Taking Care of That Part. Send Today!
Change Starts With a Chew: Join Bubblegum Plug BP
Here’s an idea: why don’t we plug up the oil spill with a huge wad of chewing gum? It may sound crazy, but BP’s crackerjack team of engineers can’t seem to come up with anything better, so it’s time to take matters into our own… er… mouths. If every gum-chewing citizen contributed just one little chewed up piece - think of what a wad of difference that would make.
BP can’t find a solution to stop their waste, so let’s send them ours. Please join the Bubblegum Plug BP cause by mailing your chewed up gum to the BP Corporate Offices and let’s plug that spill once and for all!
Change starts with a chew.
Mail your chew(s) to any of the following addresses:
BP p.l.c.
International Headquarters
1 St. James’s Square
London, SW1Y 4PD
UK
Phone: +44 (0)20 7496 4000
Fax: +44 (0)20 7496 4630
BP Oil UK
Witan Gate House
500/600 Witan Gate
Milton Keynes, MK9 1ES
UK
Phone: +44 (0) 1908 853000
BP Exploration (Alaska) Inc.
900 East Benson Boulevard
Anchorage
AK 99508-4254
Phone: 1-907-561-5111
BP Chicago
28100 Torch Parkway
Warrenville
IL 60555
Phone: 1-630-836-5000
BP AMERICA HEADQUARTERS
501 Westlake Park Boulevard
Houston
TX 77079
1-281-366-2000
BP La Palma
4 Centerpointe Drive
La Palma
CA 90623
BP can't find a solution to stop their waste, so as a solution let's send them ours. Join Bubblegum Plug BP by mailing your chewed up gum to the BP Offices and help plug up the oil spill once and for all.
Please send gum wads to:
BP AMERICA HEADQUARTERS
501 Westlake Park Boulevard
Houston, TX 77079
1-281-366-2000
Change Starts With a Chew
